The Devil's Melon or Manna from Heaven?
You will have to check at Republic of Dogs for the full details about this particular melon:
Here's what we do know:
i) it's not a canteloupe
ii) it is green inside - green and "delicious"
iii) it may be a suzie
Here's what I know. If it's a melon, it's probably delicious. But I'm a scientist and need empirical evidence. Verdict: mistrial
Here's what we do know:
i) it's not a canteloupe
ii) it is green inside - green and "delicious"
iii) it may be a suzie
Here's what I know. If it's a melon, it's probably delicious. But I'm a scientist and need empirical evidence. Verdict: mistrial
posted by The Uncanny Canadian at 11:59 AM
10 Comments:
My boyfriend and I at the whole damned thing on the couch last night. It was delicious, and if you weren't such cobags, you'd take my word for it!
Well, since your boyfriend says so, we'll take it. You know, since he confirmed it.
Bwah hah hah!
I believe you. I love melons. In fact, I might indulge in a pair tonight.
Uncanny one- so saucy!
If by "saucy" you mean "manwhore", then yeah.
Cantalope are the farts of fruit. They smell like a fart so why in God's Holy name would I want to eat a fart?!? Hmm..enjoy the texture and juiciness of a fart through your muppet hole!
The new ad slogan for cantalope, "Enjoy a fart at both ends, eat a cantalope!!"
My oh my uncanny just don't get caught by the Stop and Shop produce guy, he is super strict on indulging in the produce.
Okay "enjoy the texture and juiciness of a fart through your muppet hole!" made me crack up hard. In a meeting. SO thanks. Anyway, my seductive melon ISN"T a cataloupe, which is why I bought it. I, too, hate and revile cataloupe, which is truely the devil's melon.
alright, move the melon aside so I can dwell over the fact you have those tasty swedish cookies in the background!
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