Thursday, July 21, 2005

The Devil's Melon or Manna from Heaven?

You will have to check at Republic of Dogs for the full details about this particular melon:

Here's what we do know:


i) it's not a canteloupe
ii) it is green inside - green and "delicious"
iii) it may be a suzie

Here's what I know. If it's a melon, it's probably delicious. But I'm a scientist and need empirical evidence. Verdict: mistrial

14 Comments:

Blogger res publica said...

My boyfriend and I at the whole damned thing on the couch last night. It was delicious, and if you weren't such cobags, you'd take my word for it!

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Capt. Trollypants said...

Well, since your boyfriend says so, we'll take it. You know, since he confirmed it.

Bwah hah hah!

2:03 PM  
Blogger The Uncanny Canadian said...

I believe you. I love melons. In fact, I might indulge in a pair tonight.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Pinko Punko said...

Uncanny one- so saucy!

10:18 PM  
Blogger res publica said...

If by "saucy" you mean "manwhore", then yeah.

7:20 AM  
Blogger Geenie Cola said...

Cantalope are the farts of fruit. They smell like a fart so why in God's Holy name would I want to eat a fart?!? Hmm..enjoy the texture and juiciness of a fart through your muppet hole!

11:25 AM  
Blogger Geenie Cola said...

The new ad slogan for cantalope, "Enjoy a fart at both ends, eat a cantalope!!"

11:26 AM  
Blogger Geenie Cola said...

My oh my uncanny just don't get caught by the Stop and Shop produce guy, he is super strict on indulging in the produce.

11:54 AM  
Blogger res publica said...

Okay "enjoy the texture and juiciness of a fart through your muppet hole!" made me crack up hard. In a meeting. SO thanks. Anyway, my seductive melon ISN"T a cataloupe, which is why I bought it. I, too, hate and revile cataloupe, which is truely the devil's melon.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Chip said...

alright, move the melon aside so I can dwell over the fact you have those tasty swedish cookies in the background!

6:39 PM  
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