Fake Pizza Flavor
Fake cheese flavor. Fake pepperoni flavor. Fake tomato flavor. Fake oregano flavor. MSG. At a minimum that is Fake*10^5, an incalculable level of fake. Only if the Pizza Doodles/Pizza chip snack unit were in the shape of something totally fake could it taste any more fake. The flavor particles are actually programmable nanobots that subtlely modify your persona, tastes and desires. Fake pizza flavor is a monument to the ingenuity of Man the Creator and his sidekick in fake flavor crime, Woman.
Verdict: Delicious
Verdict: Delicious
posted by Pinko Punko at 1:13 PM
4 Comments:
They came out with Hostess pizza-flavoured potato chips when I was in the 3rd grade. For 25 cents, I was in heaven. Since then I've been into fake pizza-flavoured Combos and finally Pringles. The salt makes it good, but it's the MSG that keeps me coming back
your first mistake was having the f'n "hostess" chip you dumb canuck. if tim horton's started making pizza's i think i would yack. do you have molson cola too?
God bless the Canadians and their Ketchup chips!!!
Talk about real geniuses. Hmmmmmmm
I think you need to soak your tongue in something not artificially flavored every once in a while. Like spring water. Reset the ol' taste buds.
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