Fake Pizza Flavor
Fake cheese flavor. Fake pepperoni flavor. Fake tomato flavor. Fake oregano flavor. MSG. At a minimum that is Fake*10^5, an incalculable level of fake. Only if the Pizza Doodles/Pizza chip snack unit were in the shape of something totally fake could it taste any more fake. The flavor particles are actually programmable nanobots that subtlely modify your persona, tastes and desires. Fake pizza flavor is a monument to the ingenuity of Man the Creator and his sidekick in fake flavor crime, Woman.