Monday, July 11, 2005

Item: Broccoli farts

Only smells created by billion year old life forms metabolizing toxic chemicals in the heart of a blubbery mud hot spring in Yellowstone Natl. Park could even attempt to approach the foulness concocted by the human digestive system when faced with an abundance of broccoli.

Verdict: Disgusting

Related Item: Brussells Sprout farts

7 Comments:

Blogger res publica said...

Thanks for making me puke really really hard.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous flatulotron said...

I don't know. After nothing but raw broccoli dinner for 3 days, these things are miraculous. I've never experienced anything like it. It's like the god of meat fart putrescence himself took up residence in my colon, and I'm forced to vigorously worship him every 2 minutes. if even that long. Pretty clever, really.

8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I crapped my pants and sniffed it for 3 hours after reading this post. I remembered I ate broccoli and also some apples. My poo smells like bad cheese.

Yum!

Take 2 for the appropriate monkeyz!

7:07 PM  
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