The Last Bit of Onion Ring
BEHOLD! The leaning tower of oniony wiener! Bow down! BOW DOWN!Well kids, I'm not talking about the last bite of onion ring, I'm talking about the hours later bit that you retrieve with this:
Need I really say more?
Verdict: Absolutely disgusting.
PS. I wanna marry Glide floss.
posted by Pinko Punko at 10:54 PM
11 Comments:
holy shit, you found a deep-fried dildo! It's...*sob*...it's beautiful!
Sorry, I used a bad word. Don't hit me, Geenie! Not again!
I love how nobody even bothers to comment on this except res, who is being hounded out of house and home by people that didn't get his meta-faux-ironic misspellings
I can't comment, because I've never allowed any part of an onion ring to not be totally and completely consumed during mastication. I will agree that it sounds disgusting.
Or maybe you never floss. Two sides to that coin, my friend. Even the onion weiner kind of looks good, doesn't it?
Oh I floss all right! But I'm a Reach Dentotape kind of guy. And yes, the leaning tower of fried onions looks delectable and delicious.
UNCANNY!!!
Stupid Blogger. I was the one that left the above anonymous.
RP oh your getting smacked alright, right upside your head! Dirty, dirty birdie.
RP, I'm gonna kick you in YOUR tower of onion rings, hi-yaaa!
Owwww! Geenie's mean.
*gives Sgt. Drollpanties the finger with both hands*
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