Saturday, October 01, 2005

Miami Subs Super Burger

The Miami Subs chain is controversial. Some say "they're gross". Some say their South Florida pastels "hurt the eye". What does Three Bulls! say about the Miami Subs Super Burger? At first we were wary of getting a burger at a supposed sub joint. But our fears were dismissed as we saw them put that 5 oz fatty patty through the conveyor belt oven. Basically what was generated was a flame-broiled fast food burger that tasted like that, not like they sprayed on "grill flavor" (I'm looking at you, self proclaimed Burger Monarch). What comes on it? Lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo on the perfect soft, flour-topped bun. Those are our fave burger toppings. Three Bulls, in another controversial move, loves mayo on burgers. This was actually an awesome burger for what it was. I realize some of you snobs out there would think otherwise. Too bad.

Verdict: Delicious

PS, we just found out why: a Miami Subs Deluxe burger has 59g of fat and has over 750 calories. That is not a lean burger. That's getting into the monster thickburger category, except these don't taste like a soggy sponge.


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5:37 PM  
Blogger Seitz said...

Some say "I've never heard of them, and have no idea what you're talking about."

The comment spam is a nice touch, though. I mean, what does Tech One (whatever it is) have to do with a cooking site? It's quite the mystery.

6:03 PM  
Blogger Pinko Punko said...

Haha. they are obscure, but god damn that was a good burger. I haven't actually had one in 10 years, but my frriend was at the airport in Orlando and he called me when he saw the place. we used to go back in college. Ann Arbor randomly had one. But come on, 770 calories? it's gotta be good.

10:45 PM  
Anonymous Yosef said...

Have you ever been to a burger joint called 5 Guys? It's awesome! A regular burger comes double. The patties are hand patted, not pre-circled frozen bricks. You can get a crapload of different toppings. And the fries you can get are basically delivered in a huge bag. That's for the small size.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

Nothing like mayo, mustard, lettuce, onion and tomato on a....vegie burger!

There's a place in San Diego called Hoodads that serves the Unburger, which is all of the fixings and none of the meat. It's actually fantastic - something about the onion and the specialness of the special sauce.

Also, Redmill in Seattle will serve you a veggie burger with bacon for the porkatarians.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous geenie cola said...

Me likes the nonmeat meat.

2:57 PM  
Blogger fulsome said...

A veggie burger with bacon just sounds awesome. It could make lesser mortals heads explode.

8:44 AM  
Blogger Seitz said...

A friend of mine once went to McDonalds and ordered a burger, and was told that they were out of meat. Yep, McDonalds had run out of meat (insert "I didn't know McD's burgers had meat" joke here).

Kind of like the time my parents went to the Olive Garden and they had run out of spaghetti.

11:09 AM  
Blogger Pinko Punko said...

hee hee.

Pinko Punko worked at Arby's once and we ran outta roast beef. Ha ha.

5:21 PM  
Blogger fulsome said...

As long as there were curly fries, who really cares?

10:18 AM  
Blogger pop renaissance said...

as a veggie type, i can truly give love to the boca burger with veggie bacon. a slice of cheese and it's beyond groovy.

and i don't know what it is, but i just cannot stand curly fries. i've nothing against seasoned salt (in fact i cook with it constantly) or fries, but it's a combo i just can't take.

apparently in montana, they make these things called wagon wheels. it's a hamburger where the bun is sealed, kinda like a hamburger envelope.

2:35 PM  
Blogger cerev said...

I use to work at McD's and no way they ran out of meat. They are like months of meat on hand in there freezers, it is scary the boxes and boxes of meat in waxed cardboard boxes that are stored on site at mcds. the guy was just too lazy to go back to storage and pull out another box of meat.

also we use to use mc lean patties as hockey pucks in the back-- they are frighteningly sturdy and purple colored when frozen.

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