What the f***.
When Three Bulls! saw this, they felt like Norbizness
walking into Long John Silvers
, a holy obligation filled with the fear of a smitten colon.
Con: Parents, do you want to make the fattening of your kids educational? Have them stuff their pieholes with these!!
Pro: They're delicious salty yummy pringles, now with 0g trans fat, people!!
Con: Sign of impending rapture?
Pro: Because you have to read them, you eat more slowly, aiding in digestion, plus you use your head, your mind, and your brain while enjoying a friggin' Pringle!!!!
They'd be funnier if they had crazy fortunes on them, or lottery numbers, or propaganda, or random stuff.
What's that you say? What about this?
Q: "Can you run 1/4 mile?"
What an amazing fitness goal, maybe the verb should be "roll" or "ooze" instead of "run" after Mr. P is done being your fitness trainer.
A: "No f***ing way after eating a can of these for "research"
After continuing research I see that Mr. P is also eager to invade my privacy concerning "how many jumping jacks can [I] do?" Thank you, evil advertising overlords, this will effectively help Mr. P say to parents "it is safe that your children be raised under my guidance, not only will they be getting a potato fuhrer, but a personal fitness guru, and you may confidently let them be plumpened with this overly salty potato product for my alien masters."