Thursday, November 24, 2005

Thanksgiving Classics™

1) Turkey

Take it or leave it. It's possible I have had some dry ones in my past. No comment.
Verdict: push.

2) Gravy
Verdict: Disgusting.

3) Stuffing in the turkey
Verdict: Disgusting.

4) Stuffing outside the turkey
Verdict: Disgusting (except the non mushy parts on the outside, those are good).

5) Mashed potatoes
Verdict: Disgusting.

6) Sweet potatoes
Verdict: Disgusting.

7) Mac and cheese
Verdict: Disgusting.

8) Rolls
Verdict: Delicious

9) Yams
Verdict: Disgusting.

10) Squash
Verdict: Disgusting.

11) Cheesy green beans
Verdict: Disgusting.

12) Green bean casserole
Verdict: Disgusting.

12b) The little greasy Durkee French Fried Onions that top (12)
Verdict: Disgusting but yummy.

13) Pumpkin Pie
Verdict: Disgusting.

14) Brussel Sprouts
Verdict: Disgusting (except Pinko Mommo has identified a recipe that makes them taste OK- solution: pancetta (fancy bacon, cobags)

14b) Ineveitable Brussel Sprouts farts
Verdict: Disgusting.

15) Apple pie
Verdict: Disgusting.

16) Egg nog
Verdict: Disgusting [wrong holiday -Ed.]

17) Ham
Verdict: Delicious

18) Thinking of your loved ones, family, friends and internet peeps
Verdict: Delicious.

From the Seitzwagon in the Midwest, to Pop Ren, Fulsome, teh l4m3 rocking it Cali style (Chester too), Geenie C., res pub shit-kicking it in Texas, AG and Uncanny in a tree, mdhat, Braddie R, Notgavin NotM rolling East Coast style, Auguste in the Pac northwest, Guiness Guy, Iggie (we miss you), Jedmundo, Gregor keepin' it real in AZ, Yosef bobin' an' weavin' NC, and everyone we forget here but not in our black black hearts, please have a delightful holiday, regardless of how disgusting everything is. Please consider this a thread for your holiday thoughts and wishes, and if we forgot you, pipe up here and let everyone know you are alright, and which part of the country you are holding down the fort in, OK?